Joseph Heller Quote

If your success is not amazing to your critics, it disturbs, infuriates, and frustrates them, and if they're not careful; may go hang themselves and go to hell.

Sometimes it's hard to look at a flower, when your dying inside.

You can't always expect people to apply your wisdom when they didn't use wisdom before they found themselves knee deep in their version of justice.

When all seems to be against you, remember, a ship sometimes has to sail against the current, not with it.

He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.

Some people hate people who are overconfident, only because their overconfidence reminds them of their underconfidence.

Poetry is jealous of you tonight, for as soon as I come to pen a few words, your perfume attacks me in the most civilised manner and I forget myself. I forget the poem. I forget the ...

The louder the dogs bark the less a lion feels threatened.

As only dead leaves allow the wind to blow them to and fro, never allow yourself to be swayed by popular opinion.

If a lion turned every time small dogs barked at it, it would be the laughing stock of the jungle.