“ Even without the Interdependency, being interdependent was the best way for humanity to survive. John Scalzi
“ Do your people have racists? People who believe they are inherently superior to all other types of intelligent people? We have some, Sorvalh said. They’re generally agreed to be idiots. John Scalzi
“ The Fflict recognized five genders: male, female, zhial, yal, and neuter. Aul was zhial, and ze liked zis pronouns accurately stated. I would too, in zis position. John Scalzi
“ If they can work out the kinks, it could revolutionize space travel. ‘Work out the kinks’? Jared said. I’m about to use this thing. Kinks are bad. John Scalzi
“ And when I say exploded I mean interacted catastrophically with the topography of space/time in ways we’re not entirely able to explain, but explode gets the gist of it, particularly with regard to wh… John Scalzi
“ And so we learn how simple it is to change the history of the universe, Sorvalh said. All you need is for every other thing to have gone so horribly wrong John Scalzi
“ A church is an institution separate from the religion it serves. It’s filled with people. And you know how people are. John Scalzi
“ This is my rife. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rife is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I have master my life. My rife, without me, is useless. Without my rife, I… John Scalzi
“ Really really really difficult, Tony allowed. But theoretically possible because, hey, it's a quantum physics universe. John Scalzi
“ Mom, I remember Lizzie, Hart said. She’s really not my type. She has a brother, Wes said, from his lounge. He’s not my type, either, Hart said. John Scalzi
“ I’m continually confronted with the human tendency to ignore or deny facts until the last possible instant. And then for several days after that, too. Attavio John Scalzi
“ I don't think food safety laws are going to protect you from a third carnitas burrito, Hanson said. That's not about food safety. It's about pork fat overload. John Scalzi
“ God is a hack, he said. He’s a writer on an awful science fiction television show, and He can’t plot His way out of a box. How do you have faith when you know that? John Scalzi
“ After watching Star Wars everyone wanted a lightsaber and was irritated that the technology for them didn’t really exist. Everyone also agreed the Ewoks should all die. John Scalzi
“ There’s nothing like sharing menarche with a billion hermaphrodites. I think it was everyone’s first time. John Scalzi
“ There’s a saying: May you live in interesting times. To begin, it’s a curse. Interesting in this case uniformly means Oh god, death is raining down upon us and we shall all perish wailing and possibly… John Scalzi
“ Again I ask permission to be blunt. Ambassador Abumwe, at this point I cannot imagine you being otherwise. John Scalzi
“ Then you're seventy-five, friends are dead, and you've replaced at least one major organ: you have to pee four times a night, and you can't go up a flight a stairs without being little winded -- and y… John Scalzi
