Do your people have racists? People who believe they are inherently superior to all other types of intelligent people? We have some, Sorvalh said. They’re generally agreed to be idiots.
Dirk Moeller didn’t know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to find out.
Colonel, I'm giving you a direct order. Eat the fucking cookie.
Captain, the problem is not that I’m paranoid. The problem is that the universe keeps justifying my paranoia.
Captain Sophia Coloma looked every inch of what she was, which was the sort of person who was not here to put up with your shit.
But define 'completely ridiculous shit,' Duvall said. Does space travel count? Contact with alien races? Does quantum physics count? Because I don't understand that crap at all. As far as I'm concerne...
Breakfast was amazing, and I say that having been married to a woman who could make a breakfast spread that would have made Gandhi stop a fast.
Attempting to use a biological agent against your enemy while avoiding its effects on you is like trying to use a grenade by holding onto it and hoping all the shrapnel flies in the direction of the p...
Anyway, I might have just gone on about porn too long.
Something funny, Lord Marce? asked a young woman, standing in front of a desk. She was wearing imperial green. This was clearly the emperox, and equally clearly he’d just blown his entrance. He bowed....
The man reached into his coat and pulled out a wallet containing an ID card. Agent Dwight, FBI. Miss Baker, I need you to come with me. You're in danger here.In danger? Robin said. In danger from what...
My characters were...rebelling against something...My own bad writing. I wouldn't do for my characters what they needed for me to do - be courageous enough in my writing to make them interesting.
It’s like Wednesday morning at the world’s biggest Denny’s,
If someone is telling you to live in interesting times, they are basically telling you they want you to die horribly, and to suffer terribly before you do. Seriously, they are not your friend. This is...
I thought this was a matter of some urgency, Harry. It is, I said. But I fell from the sky today. I could use a couple of waffles.
I have always found that there’s an inverse relationship between the number of people in a room and the amount of useful work that can be done.
Hide’ isn’t a word we like to use, Cassaway said. ‘Perform alternative tasks’ is the preferred term.
Ensign Davis thought, Screw this, I want to live, and swerved to avoid the land worms. But then he tripped and one of the land worms ate his face and he died anyway.
Yes, death by away team. Very effective on this ship, Jenkins said.
I don't think food safety laws are going to protect you from a third carnitas burrito, Hanson said. That's not about food safety. It's about pork fat overload.