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Detective Virgil and Barlow [bomb-technician] arranged to meet at the Starbucks. Virgil got a grande hot chocolate, no-fat milk, no foam, no whipped cream, and Barlow got a venti latte with an extra shot. As they took a corner table, Virgil said, Remind me not to stand next to you if you’re handling a bomb. That much caffeine, you gotta be shakin’ like a hundred-dollar belly dancer.At least I’m not drinking like a little girl, Barlow said.

John Sandford

Detective Virgil and Barlow [bomb-technician] arranged to meet at the Starbucks. Virgil got a grande hot chocolate, no-fat milk, no foam, no whipped cream, and Barlow got a venti latte with an extra shot. As they took a corner table, Virgil said, Remind me not to stand next to you if you’re handling a bomb. That much caffeine, you gotta be shakin’ like a hundred-dollar belly dancer.At least I’m not drinking like a little girl, Barlow said.

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About John Sandford

John Sandford may refer to:

John Sandford (poet) (1565–1629), English clergyman and academic
John Sandford (novelist) (born 1944), American novelist and journalist
John Sandford (cricketer) (1832–1892), English cricketer
John Edmondson, 2nd Baron Sandford (1920–2009), English naval commander, priest and politician
John Sandford (Archdeacon of Coventry) (1801–1873)
John de Sandford (died 1294), Archbishop of Dublin