Joanna Gaines Quote

With all cameras on me, Chip released the blindfold and said, Ta-da!I wasn’t sure what I was looking at. A shipwreck, maybe? On the back of a semi?What is that? I said.I got this for you, Jo! Chip replied.That not be for me, I said. It was the ugliest, rundown-looking, two-story shack of a boat I’d ever seen. What the heck are we going to do with a houseboat?That’s our new home! Chip said, beaming with pride at his purchase.What? You are crazy. We are not living on a houseboat.It quickly dawned on me that this wasn’t a joke and Chip wasn’t even close to kidding. I wasn’t mishearing him. He was dead serious about making that boat our home for the next six months.I just about lost it. How can we live on the water, Chip? Three of our kids don’t even know how to swim! Did you think this through?!Then he fessed up and told me how much money he’d spent on it. As it all sank in, I realized I’d never been so mad at him--ever--and that’s saying something.Come on. At least come look at it. I know this can work, he pleaded.As soon as we walked a little closer, we could see the holes. In the We pulled ourselves up onto the flatbed and went inside to find the interior covered in mold. Someone had taken the AC unit out on top and left a gaping hole in the roof, so for years it had rained straight into the boat. We tried turning the engine over, and of course it didn’t start. That’s when Chip got angry. I think I got scammed, he said.Chip, did you even look at this thing before you bought it?Well, no, he said. It was a great deal, and there were all kinds of pictures. It looked like it was in great shape. Oh, wait a minute. I bet the guy just put up pictures of this thing from when he bought it, like in 1980 or something. That sorry sucker.Sorry sucker? Chip…By this point I’m trying to decide if we could scrap it for parts.