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Jim Jefferies Quote

It seems to me that they only seem to mention things in the Bible that are within a 5 mile radius of the guy writing it.

Jim Jefferies

It seems to me that they only seem to mention things in the Bible that are within a 5 mile radius of the guy writing it.

Tags: bible, comedy, scepticism, stand up comedy

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About Jim Jefferies

Geoff James Nugent (born February 1977), known professionally as Jim Jefferies, is an Australian comedian, actor, and writer who holds dual Australian and American citizenship. He created and starred in the American FX sitcom Legit (2013–2014) and the Comedy Central late-night show The Jim Jefferies Show (2017–2019).