Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.
Mab had the kind of power you had to describe using exponents.
Love will be the downfall of God himself.
Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. It always has been.
Just remember, Harry, I told you this was a bad idea. Preemptive I-told-you-sos, I said. Now I’ve seen everything.
Jobs are a part of life. Maybe you've heard of the concept. It's called work? See, what happens is that you suffer through doing annoying and humiliating things until you get paid not enough money. Li...
I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.
I’m getting dumber by the minute, I confirmed. Ask anybody.
It was one of those moments that would have had dramatic music if my life were a movie, but instead I got a radio jingle for some kind of submarine sandwich place blaring over the store's ambient ster...
It bothered me that he was right. Without Sir Stuart's intervention, I'd have been dead again already.That's right--you heard me: dead again already.I mean, come on. How screwed up is your life (after...
In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!
In for a sheep, in for a gargant.
If you let fear start driving some of your decisions, sooner or later, it will drive them all.
I stared up at the Erlking, and with my typical pithy brilliance said, Uh-oh.
I like to stay cozy with my paranoia, not pass her around to my friends and family.
I guess maybe you don’t get to be the Merlin of the White Council by saving up frequent-flier miles
I felt my face stretch in a victorious smile. The potion had worked. I was inside. I had to suppress an urge to break into a soft shoe routine. Sometimes being able to use magic was so cool.
I didn't want to believe that killing was deep inside of me. I didn't want to think about the part of me that took a dark joy in gathering all the power it could and using it as I saw fit, everything...
I am blind and limited. I would be a fool think myself wise. And so, not knowing what the universe means, I can only try to be responsible with the knowledge, the strength, and the time given to me. I...
Hell’s bells. I don’t call him the Fist of God as a pet name, folks.