I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass.
Harry, she said quietly, I know you must be angry.I burn things to ash and smash holes in buildings when I'm angry, I said. I'm a couple of steps past that point right now.
Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.
Are you serious? What the hell does a stunt double do in a porno flick?Jake waved a hand vaguely toward his belt. Extreme close-ups.Uh. What?Historically speaking, it doesn't happen often. Especially...
An honest man is a rare treasure.
All right. Tell me what I'm looking at.From the improvised Rolling Stones T-shirt bag tied to my sash, Bob the Skull said, in his most caustic voice, A giant pair of cartoon lips.I muttered a curse an...
A technicality I'm prepared to hide wildly behind.
A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two… succubuses. Succubusees? Succubi? Stupid Latin correspondence course.
It made me feel better. Mouse might not have been thesmartest creature on earth, but he was steady, kind, loyal, andwas possessed of the uncanny wisdom of beasts for knowingwhom to trust. I might not...
Rain was coming down in sheets. I could hear it, on the concrete outside and on the old building above me. It creaked and swayed in the spring thunderstorm and the wind, timbers gently flexing, wise e...
You’re a genuine Greek god. You’re the Lord of the Underworld. And . . . you named your dog Spot?
You're in America now, I said. Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you'd prefer.
You may pretend you are like them. But you are not.
You can’t, Grimm said simply. You’ve seen the mistmaw. They haven’t.
You can be such an asshole, Dresden, I swear.
Yeah, but I forgot to take my George Orwell-shaped multivitamins along with my breakfast bowl of Big Brother Os this morning.
Woof, said Billy the Werewolf.
With a sense of humor like that, you could make a living as a garbage man anywhere in the country.
Two million bucks would buy you a lot of ramen.
Try not to look like that, Ascher said under breath, after we were in the elevator.Like what? I asked.Like you're expecting ninjas to leap out of the trash cans. This is a party.Everyone knows there's...