Aer-O-Smith. Arrowsmith. Does the shirt belong to your weapon dealer?No.Then why do you wear the shirt of someone else’s weapon dealer?
Guru in the Ukraine,
Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.
Well, I never been to much school, you understand, but it seems to me that you're assuming something you shouldn't assume... that God sees the world like you do; one thing at a time, from just one spo...
Tiny, Sanya rumbled to Michael, clenching a demonstrative fist. But .
The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming.
Still going with the phallic foci, eh? Staff and rod?They make me feel all manly.
Sometimes I forget how much I like riding the bike. Most chicks do, I said. Roar of the engine and so on.Murphy's blue eyes glittered with annoyance and anticipation. Pig. You really enjoy dropping al...
Murphyonic?Sure, Butters said. You exude a Murphyonic field. Anything that can go wrong does.
I'm a disciple of the Tao of Peter Parker, obviously,
I don't believe in faeries!
Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it’s a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actuall...
Empty night, Harry. Didn't your little adventure in the lake teach you a damned thing?I scowled some more. Like what?Like life is short, he [Thomas] said. Like you don't know when it's going to end. L...
Your face looks like a sack of purple potatoes
You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.
Sullen monosyllabism, a sure sign of sleep deprivation.
Revenge is like sex, Mister Dresden. It's best when it comes on slow, quiet, until it all seems inexorable.
Pain is to be endured. It ends or it does not.
Never again. Tell them that. Never again. Or Hell itself will not hide you from me.
My laboratory,' I said, experimentally, drawing out each syllable. 'Why is it that saying it like that always makes me want to follow it with 'mwoo-hah-hah-hahhhhh'? ''You were overexposed to Hammer F...