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We didn't have time to get you an actual haircut, she said. Seriously, did you do it yourself? Maybe without a mirror?I put a hand up to my head self-consciously and said, I had some help from the General. And, hey, I didn't say anything about your man-shoes.They're steel-toed, she said calmly. In case I need to plant them in anyone's ass as a result of him calling them man-shoes. And seriously, you let Toot help you with your hair?

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We didn't have time to get you an actual haircut, she said. Seriously, did you do it yourself? Maybe without a mirror?I put a hand up to my head self-consciously and said, I had some help from the General. And, hey, I didn't say anything about your man-shoes.They're steel-toed, she said calmly. In case I need to plant them in anyone's ass as a result of him calling them man-shoes. And seriously, you let Toot help you with your hair?

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About Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher (born October 26, 1971) is an American author. He has written the contemporary fantasy The Dresden Files, Codex Alera, and Cinder Spires book series.