No rest for the wicked, Bob, and that means that we can't slack off either, or they'll outwork us.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
He was no god, just an artist; and when an artist is a man, he needs a woman to create like a god.
Lord, help us to choose humility over pride. Help us to choose love over our reputation. Help us to choose patience over making a point, and your Word over our feelings. Lord, help us to choose persev...
Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
If you're not reaching back to help anyone then you're not building a legacy.
Do not avert your eyes.It is important that you see this.It is important that you feelthis.
The worst thing about being famous is the invasion of your privacy.
The beauty of having faith, is that no matter what the time of day, whether it be day or night I know that someone is always there with me to give me comfort.It doesn't matter whether it is Buddha, Go...
I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone.