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Injun Joe studied the body for a moment, his eyes sad. Then he said, I'd rather go in my sleep, I think. He glanced back at me. What about you?I want to be stepped on by an elephant while having sex with identical triplet cheerleaders, I said.

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Injun Joe studied the body for a moment, his eyes sad. Then he said, I'd rather go in my sleep, I think. He glanced back at me. What about you?I want to be stepped on by an elephant while having sex with identical triplet cheerleaders, I said.

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About Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher (born October 26, 1971) is an American author. He has written the contemporary fantasy The Dresden Files, Codex Alera, and Cinder Spires book series.