Jill Conner Browne Quote

So, whoever you are out there who’s convinced all these guys to commit this hair-trocity—why not push it a little further and get ’em to go all-out-Ed-Grimley and start wearing their pants up under their armpits and all? Come to think of it—that WOULD eliminate the proliferation of butt cracks we’ve been forced to view the last few years, revealed by the enduring but baffling fad of wearing your pants in such a way as to offer ease to anyone interested in making you their jailhouse bitch.