Hell is an Eagles game, where the bleachers are always freezing, and the team is always losing, and my family is insane.
Our lives sometimes depend on computers performing as predicted.
For the grateful, there is no room for disappointment; Each moment offers life.
Don't hang out with people who are:UngratefulUnhelpfulUnrulyUnkindlyUnlovingUnambitiousUnmotivatedor make you feel...Uncomfortable
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
Arise, my love, let us try to set these ashes on fire again!
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...
Until you develop the courage to pursue that dream in your heart, you will never reach your true potential.
Great designers seldom make great advertising men, because they get overcome by the beauty of the picture - and forget that merchandise must be sold.
A bird that fears turbulence will never know how high it can fly.
One of these days, will become a this day. And that day, will be the preeminent of days to come.