They stared at each other for a moment, perplexed by their newfound siblinghood. 'So we're the Luke and Leia of hell,' Mab said.
There wasn't enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this.
The problem wasn't that Stephen was a fathead and Virginia was a gossip. It was that Stephen was a driven fathead with a large conservative following and Virginia talked to everyone.
Sophie held the [hand]cuffs higher, hopint to instill some sense of shame, if not in him, then at least in herself. One look at him and she wanted him again. I found them in the bed.That makes sense,...
She lives in the feminist wishful-thinking world, as the Village Voice called it, dreamed up by creator Amy Sherman Palladino, where single moms raise brilliant daughters and men are nothing more than...
She has a perfect kiss, Roger said, looking out the window, probably in what he thought was Bonnie’s direction. Did you ever kiss like that, where everything was exactly right and it just blew the top...
Quinn talked with her entire body: arms, eyes, shoulders, mouth. She was performance art, so alive that sometimes he argued with her just so he could watch her flush and gesture.
One hot August Thursday afternoon, Maddie Farady reached under the front seat of her husband's Cadillac and pulled out a pair of black lace underpants. They weren't hers.
Once you know the truth, it's always obvious
On the very outside chance that we might play again, you should know that pool is the closest thing I have to a religion. Don't ever throw a game with me again.
Okay, why did we have to leave? Bonnie said when they were in Liza’s convertible and Min was banished to the backseat.Because Min was swapping tongues with a doughnut pusher. Liza looked back over the...
Oh, Jake said. So, this is what you want? No, Kate said. But this is what I’ve got.
Nothing matters except what it takes to survive. You remember this, Madeline: You're born alone and you die alone. In between, you make deals.
Look, I'm not ready for you, Min said. I'm not prepared. I don't have any defenses when you're around. I make these plans and I mean it, I really do, and then I kiss you because I'm crazy about you wh...
Lee stood in front of the class the first day and said, Anybody who makes fun of romance fiction is making fun of Jane Austen, and anybody who makes fun of Jane Austen answers to me. Why yes, I would...
Lane and Zack got hitched. So while it might not be very punk rock to be too young to drink legally at your own wedding, it’s certainly handy to have the thumbs up from God to get laid.
I’m gonna have to get my eyes checked. I can’t see crap until it’s right in front of me
It's a good thing he broke up with you because now you're free for when the right man finds you. Your prince is on his way.Right. I'm sure he was on his way but a truck hit him.
In the bad old days, men kept women from choosing to work. In the bad new days, women keep women from choosing to stay home.
If you're going to have an asthma attack in the surf, I strongly recommend you do so in Nantucket.