Davy's kiss tasted like vodka and disaster, and even while she kissed him back, Tilda thought, He slipped his hand under her T-shirt, and she said, You know, as his hand slid up to her breast, but th...
The therapist, he thought, and it bothered him a lot more than it should have. After all, he had nothing permanent with Sophie. He just needed to touch her on a semiregular basis or he couldn't finish...
Wonder of wonders, the box had Elvis. Immediately the bar seemed a better place. She fed in coins and then punched the keys for Hound Dog. Too bad Elvis had never recorded one called Dickhead.
That furniture cost me a fortune! It's designer furniture.Designed by whom ? Darth Vader ? The Hitler Youth ?
Stephen Sondheim said : If you know where you're going, you've gone. Move on.
Statistics show that men are interested in three things: careers, sports, and sex. That's why they love professional cheerleaders.
One of the biggest problems this country has is that people think a law is a law only if they agree with it. And if they don't, it's all right to kick guys like Joe out of the service and bomb abortio...
I'm talkin' about you. Stop pretending you're normal. You're insane. Make that work for you.
His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.
Dead woman are not romantic,' Sophie said flatly.'Okay, she's not dead,' Phin said. 'The bear ate her, and she came her brains out.
Bet you ten bucks we make it.What are the odds? she thought, and realized with sudden, blinding clarity that she wouldn't take the other side of that bet, that only a loser would bet against them. Thi...
• The key to fighting is never to fight unless the cause is so great that you couldn’t bear not to defend it and the losses you are going to suffer are things that you could afford to lose. If you do...
You got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner.
This is making me crazy. I hate relying on other people to save me, I hate being clingy, I hate it, and every time you show up, I lean on you. - Matilda Scarlet Veronica Betty Vilma Goodnight
They stared at each other for a moment, perplexed by their newfound siblinghood. 'So we're the Luke and Leia of hell,' Mab said.
Nothing but good times ahead.
No, this wasn’t just about sex, but for the next hour or so, it was going to be mostly about sex.
Look, I'm not ready for you, Min said. I'm not prepared. I don't have any defenses when you're around. I make these plans and I mean it, I really do, and then I kiss you because I'm crazy about you wh...
It's just that you don't respect me enough to respect what I want. I have to want what you want or it doesn't count or its's no good. Well, I don't want what you want. And I don't see why I have to. I...
Drink to me! I just realized that I've slept with everyone at this table! ~Nell