Jennifer Crusie Quote

You are the most passive son of a bitch, Cynthie said. No wonder she never slept with you. You probably never asked her.Thank you, David said. That’s great coming from somebody who got turned down after putting out for nine months. Don’t see that being aggressive worked for you, sweetheart. Maybe you’re the one with the heat problem.Listen, you, Cynthie said. I have a perfect body and I am great in bed.You know, I doubt it, David said, coming around his desk. Don’t bother to open your jacket again. I already saw that commercial.Cynthie gaped at him. You bastard.Well, hell, Cynthie, what do you expect? You come in here screaming at me and calling me names because your ex took the woman I love home to meet his mother. If you want to stop it, go get him. Unbutton your jacket at him. David stopped and closed his eyes. Look, I’m tired, I’m miserable, and I haven’t had sex in three months. Take your perfect body back to the guy who was having perfect sex with you. I have work to do.