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Statistics show that men are interested in three things: careers, sports, and sex. That's why they love professional cheerleaders.Cal put down his fork Well, that's sexist.Yes i know, she said. But it's true isn't it?What? Cal tried to find his place in the conversation. Oh, the sports and sex thing? Not at all. This is the twenty-first century. We've learned how to be sensitive.You have?Sure, Cal said. Otherwise we wouldn't get laid.

Jennifer Crusie

Statistics show that men are interested in three things: careers, sports, and sex. That's why they love professional cheerleaders.Cal put down his fork Well, that's sexist.Yes i know, she said. But it's true isn't it?What? Cal tried to find his place in the conversation. Oh, the sports and sex thing? Not at all. This is the twenty-first century. We've learned how to be sensitive.You have?Sure, Cal said. Otherwise we wouldn't get laid.

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About Jennifer Crusie

Jennifer Crusie (born 1949) is a pseudonym for Jennifer Smith, an author of contemporary romance novels. She has written more than twenty novels, which have been published in 20 countries.