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The only force more powerful than what’s about to befoul the checkout line is my passionate abhorrence for the lyric Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip / Mum mum mum mum mum mum / Get a job, so I manage to hold everything together

Jen Lancaster

The only force more powerful than what’s about to befoul the checkout line is my passionate abhorrence for the lyric Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip / Mum mum mum mum mum mum / Get a job, so I manage to hold everything together

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About Jen Lancaster

Jennifer ("Jen") Lancaster (born November 5, 1967) is an American author whose titles have appeared on The New York Times Best Seller list.
Lancaster was an associate vice president for a technology company prior to being laid off after 9/11. Being laid off, and her adaptation to being unemployed, became the subject matter for her blog and, later, her books.
Lancaster was raised in Indiana and now resides in Chicago, Illinois with her husband, Fletch, and their many pets. She is an alumna of Purdue University. She is known for her humor and rampant narcissism which is mentioned in her books.