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When you're six years old, the word 'poo' is the funniest word on God's earth, but this insults my intelligence.

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When you're six years old, the word 'poo' is the funniest word on God's earth, but this insults my intelligence.

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About Jasper Carrott

Robert Norman Davis (born 14 March 1945), best known by his stage name, Jasper Carrott, is an English comedian, actor, singer and television presenter. He starred in the sitcoms The Detectives and All About Me, and presented the game show Golden Balls.