“ Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list. Jasper Carrott
“ When you're six years old, the word 'poo' is the funniest word on God's earth, but this insults my intelligence. Jasper Carrott
“ I have a very happy marriage and friends who keep my feet on the ground. But looking for satisfaction in life is difficult. Maybe being happy is as simple as not being unhappy. Jasper Carrott
