Ranger hung my bag on my shoulder and looked at me. Are you okay with all this? Actually, I feel like throwing up a lot. It’s the doughnuts. It’s my life.
Ranger appeared in the bathroom doorway and I was too relieved to be embarrassed. I appreciate you coming out in the middle of the night, I said.Ranger smiled. I didn't want to miss seeing you chained...
Ramos drank a shot, then he lit up and dragged the smoke deep into his lungs. 'Ahh, he said on the exhale. Sometimes I envy people who smoke. They always look so happy when they suck in that first lun...
Okay, I know he was captain of the football team and he could bake a cake—that didn’t mean I was ready to suck his finger. I was picky about what I put in my mouth. I’ll wait, I told him. Wouldn’t wan...
Oh boy, Lula said when she saw me. Think we got a good story walking in the door, here. What’s with the handcuff? I thought it would look good with the cheese balls in my hair. You know, dress up the...
Of course when you have a Bob dog everything is dog food.
Nothing Personal? You've harrassed my mother, stolen my car, and now you're telling people I've gotten you pregnant! In my opinion, getting someone pregnant is pretty fucking personal! Jesus, isn't it...
No one can eat just one French fry. I bet supermodels eat just one French fry.
Nice tackle, babe.Ranger
My mother drove back to the intersection. Who are you dating? Don't ask, I said. I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.
My father is an equal opportunity bigot. He wouldn’t deprive a man of his rights. And he’s not a hate-filled man. He simply knows in his heart that Italians are superior, that stereotypes were created...
Men are like shoes. Some fit better than others. And sometimes you go out shopping and there's nothing you like. And then, as luck would have it, the next week you find two that are perfect, but you d...
Lula's borderline too much of a good thing in lots of ways. It isn't exactly that Lula is fat; it's more that she's too short for her weight and her clothes are too small for the volume of flesh she c...
Lula hauled herself up off the floor and put her hand to her neck. Do I got holes? Am I bleeding? Do I look like I’m turning into a vampire?No, no, and no, I told her. He doesn’t have his teeth in. He...
Lula fired off a shot that went wide, and Poletti charged Briggs. Grandma swung her purse just as Poletti swept past her. The big black patent leather bag caught Poletti on the side of the head, and P...
Lula and Grandma did a complicated high five.
Life is about survival of the fittest, and Jersey is producing the master race.
Life is a journey, not a destination, Emerson said. One must live in the moment.
I’m not spectral, but I’ve been told I can be pretty damn phenomenal.
I’ll have one of my men drop a car off for you. Thanks. I’ll try not to lose it. If you can manage to keep it intact for a week, it’s yours. If it gets stolen, blown up, crushed by a garbage truck, se...