The one who deserves your scorn is the bus driver who abandoned his vehicle in Camarillo to get high on pot.
The downside is my picture’s been all over the media and now my movement is limited. So I could use some help. Why don’t you just go blond? I’ve been blond. When I go blond I look like I should be sin...
The doorbell rang and Grandma ran to get it. It’s him, she said to me. It’s my honey. My father got out of his chair in the living room and took his seat at the table. I don’t care if he craps in a ba...
The dancers finished thier set, and one immediately strolled over to our table and straddled Ranger.Want a private party? she asked. Not tonight, Ranger said. He handed her a twenty, and she left.What...
Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car...just for old times.
Stroll around and look sexy, ask annoying questions, in general get on everyone's nerves. All those things that come naturally to you.
She stuffed the goodies into her hidden running belt, jogged out of the park, and went shopping for duct tape, a razor blade, paper clips, and another disposable phone.
Riley decided the man was physically a ten, but intellectually he was a certifiable fruit basket.
Ranger smiled. There are times when I seriously consider marrying you, but then I get yet another black mark on my path to enlightenment and forgiveness and I scratch marriage off my bucket list.
Ranger removed my goggles Would you like to come home with me? I stepped away from him. Thank you for the offer, but no. I'm done with men.Ranger smiled. Forever?Until I figure some things out.And if...
Ranger is one of the few civilians in Trenton with a permit to carry concealed. He owns office buildings in Boston, has a daughter in Florida by a failed marriage, has worked worldwide as a mercenary,...
Ranger hung my bag on my shoulder and looked at me. Are you okay with all this? Actually, I feel like throwing up a lot. It’s the doughnuts. It’s my life.
Ranger appeared in the bathroom doorway and I was too relieved to be embarrassed. I appreciate you coming out in the middle of the night, I said.Ranger smiled. I didn't want to miss seeing you chained...
Oh boy, Lula said when she saw me. Think we got a good story walking in the door, here. What’s with the handcuff? I thought it would look good with the cheese balls in my hair. You know, dress up the...
Nothing Personal? You've harrassed my mother, stolen my car, and now you're telling people I've gotten you pregnant! In my opinion, getting someone pregnant is pretty fucking personal! Jesus, isn't it...
My father is an equal opportunity bigot. He wouldn’t deprive a man of his rights. And he’s not a hate-filled man. He simply knows in his heart that Italians are superior, that stereotypes were created...
Men are like shoes. Some fit better than others. And sometimes you go out shopping and there's nothing you like. And then, as luck would have it, the next week you find two that are perfect, but you d...
Lula's borderline too much of a good thing in lots of ways. It isn't exactly that Lula is fat; it's more that she's too short for her weight and her clothes are too small for the volume of flesh she c...
Lula leaned forward so she could whisper. You talking about size? Was your man’s part that big? Heck no, Grandma said. His part was that dead.
Lula hauled herself up off the floor and put her hand to her neck. Do I got holes? Am I bleeding? Do I look like I’m turning into a vampire?No, no, and no, I told her. He doesn’t have his teeth in. He...