I failed math twice, never fully grasping probability theory. I mean, first off, who cares if you pick a black ball or a white ball out of the bag? And second, if you’re bent over about the color, don...
I don’t think there’s a degree in protesting. There’s a lot to learn, Lula said. You gotta know about making signs and holding them up in the right fashion. And there’s ways to be obnoxious and provok...
I don’t feel comfortable with that, Emerson said. I’m not actually a gun person. Guns don’t kill people, Rollo said. Pontiac GTOs being pushed off mountains kill people.
I don't mean to be critical of the Trenton police, I said, but wouldn't you think someone could catch this goddamn rabbit? He's riding around, handing out photos.
I don't know what to think of the coffin story. You have any more information on these coffins? Where they were originally purchased? What they look like? They're made of wood. About six foot long...I...
I could use some lunch. Do you have any money? No, Lula said. Do you? No. There’s only one thing to do then. Senior buffet. Ten minutes later, I pulled into the Costco parking lot.
I checked my pocketbook to make sure I had the essentials... beeper, tissues, hair spray, flashlight, cuffs, lipstick, gun with bullets, recharged cell phone, recharged stun gun, hairbrush, gum, peppe...
I carted the basket into my bedroom, set it on the floor, and my cell phone rang.'Bitch,' Joyce Barnhardt said when I answered.'Do you have a problem?''You poisoned me.''I don't know what you're talki...
Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three.
How'd you get her to leave? Told her I was gonna spend the next twelve hours ruining you for all other men, and so she might as well go home. I could feel the heat rush to my face. Ranger gave me the...
How we explain coincidences depends on how we see the world. Is everything connected or do things merely co-occur? It’s all in how you think.
How did you know I was out with Bob? What are you, psychic? Nothing that exotic. I called, and your grandma told me you were walking the dog. Gee, that’s disappointing. Next thing you’ll be telling me...
Holy Crap,' Carolli said. 'You shot Jesus. That's gonna take a lot of Hail Marys.
Hey, Lula said to Ranger's man.You want to watch it? I just had my hair done. I don't need plaster in it. Next time just shoot a hole is this punk-ass loser, will you?
Hey! Lula yelled, back in Ranger's face. You look at me when I'm having a breakdown. And don't pull that mysterio silent shit on me. I don't take that bus, you see what I'm saying?
Hell, bravery didn’t have anything to do with it. I was shitfaced.
He specializes in virgins! The brush of his fingertips turns virgins into slobbering mush. Mary Lou Molnar
He shook his head, disgusted like. You’re impossible. You’re not worth the effort.I curled my fingers into the front of his T-shirt and hauled him closer. Not even in your dreams could you imagine how...
He rushed to the dish, crammed everything into his cheeks, and rushed back to his soup can, where he hunkered in butt side out, vibrating with happiness and good fortune. That’s the neat part about a...
He pulled his nose out of her cleavage and turned to me. Gaylord Brown, he said. It’s the perfect name because I’m gay and I’m brown.