If she wasn't standing there, I'd grab you and shake you until the fillings fell out of your teeth.Police brutality.It has nothing to do with being a cop. It has to do with being Italian.
I need mood music. I gotta get myself ready to kick butt.Lula - High Five
I introduced myself and told him I was looking for his dad.'Haven't seen him,' he said. 'We aren't close. He's an even bigger dick than me. I mean, dude, he named me Oswald.
I had eight Chihuahuas and a gun in my hand. Could it get any more ridiculous?
I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman. -Ranger to Stephanie
I don't believe this, Morelli yelled. I don't fucking believe this. What do you do, sit in bed at night and think about ways to fuck up my life?
I am just a simple monk. The sun shines on the just and unjust alike. If the sun does not judge, then who am I to do so?
How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.
He's going to jail. He can't see. He can't hear. He can't take a leak that lasts under fifteen minutes. But he has an erection and all the other problems are small change. Next time around I'm coming...
Tinted windows rounded the corner, obviously chasing Kevin. It blew past us, screeching to a
He hasn’t cut his hair in at least ten years. For all I know that was also the last time he washed it.
Haunches, looking dejected. Where’s the other monkey? I asked him. Carl looked up. The monkey was in a tree. What’s he doing there? Carl shrugged. This was a stupid idea, I said to Diesel. Yeah, but a...
Came out alive, Kate said.
[Stephanie] 'You see, Mrs. Mayer was going on about George's lodge, and how he wanted to be buried with his ring, and so Grandma had to check the ring out, and in the process broke off one of George's...
You hung up on me, he said. Don’t ever hang up on me. His voice was quiet, but as always the authority was unmistakable. He was wearing black dress slacks, a long-sleeved lightweight black sweater pus...
You had a strange childhood. Everyone’s childhood is strange. It prepares you for the strangeness of adulthood.
You gonna take the case?It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of.You're gonna have a devil of a time finding him if it was aliens, Grandma said.
You expect me to give you two hundred grand and let you jet off alone to Southeast Asia? Kate asked him, more accusation than question. You aren't thinking about going after Griffin and the half a bil...
You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you panicked and tripped over your own feet.You're lucky I didn't sue you.You're lucky I...
Wouldn't want to tarnish my image by looking like a good guy.