ONE FOR THE MONEY
Next time I fall in love it's going to be with someone who isn't an expert in fibbing.You're in love with me?You didn't know that?I did, but it's nice to hear.Scares the hell out of me.
Most fathers don't show up with hand grenades and bowie knives.They should be ashamed of themselves, Jake said.
Kate prefers a loaded gun next to her bed.Is that all? Jake asked Kate. Where's your hand grenade?I don't have a hand grenade.What happened to the one I gave you for Christmas?I forgot about that, she...
I've never been in this part of Trenton before. I don't feel comfortable driving around buildings that haven't got gang slogans sprayed on them. Look at this place. No boarded-up windows. No garbage i...
I'd slept with Ranger! Not sexually, of course. But I'd been in his bed. And then there was the evil shower gel. It was all because of the shower gel, I said. Morelli's eyes narrowed. Shower gel? I ma...
I had eight Chihuahuas and a gun in my hand. Could it get any more ridiculous?
I OPENED THE front door to Morelli’s house and Bob
Her concept of paradise was something more immediate: a book and a blanket beneath a tree, where she might read in peace.
Together on tiny
With the exception of dessert, food is food.
Whoever thought a naked beach was a good idea never sat in one.
When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said: She's doing better now that we got her the longer tubing to her oxygen tank.
Well, damn, Lula said, I can hear his little feet going, but I can’t see him. He’s lost in between all these cars.
We gotta be professional about this, Lula said, aiming us toward Route 1. We need a plan. How about we get the nail polish first, then we get the guy?
That's one of the things I like about Mary Lou. She's willing to believe the worst about anyone.
That's disappointing, Nick said. I was hoping to see you in action again. It's kind of sexy in a violent, perverted sort of way.Gosh, knowing that makes my day complete.I thought you'd want me to be o...
She's a silly old lady,' my mother said. 'You could be a good Christian and turn the other cheek.''I'm a plenty good Christian,' Grandma said, 'but I got it on good authority that God wants me to get...
On the bright side, I'm sure this isn't the last time you'll ever get firebombed, so maybe you'll have better luck next time.
Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don't go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut.