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Omigod. He gave you a car?He said it was an investment in our working relationship. What does that mean?What kind of car is it?A new Porsche.That's at least oral sex.Be serious! I said.Okay, the truth is . . . It's beyond oral sex. It could be, you know, butt stuff.I'll return the car.Stephanie, this is a Porsche!And I think he's flirting with me, but I'm not sure.

Janet Evanovich

Omigod. He gave you a car?He said it was an investment in our working relationship. What does that mean?What kind of car is it?A new Porsche.That's at least oral sex.Be serious! I said.Okay, the truth is . . . It's beyond oral sex. It could be, you know, butt stuff.I'll return the car.Stephanie, this is a Porsche!And I think he's flirting with me, but I'm not sure.

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