AtomicQuote

Janet Evanovich Quote

My mother said when she opened the door to me. It's no wonder we have so much crime today what with these short skirts. How can you sit in a skirt like that? Everyone can see everything. It's two inches above my knee. It’s not short.

Janet Evanovich

My mother said when she opened the door to me. It's no wonder we have so much crime today what with these short skirts. How can you sit in a skirt like that? Everyone can see everything. It's two inches above my knee. It’s not short.

Tags: stephanie s mom

Related Quotes

You sure you don't want to go? Grandma Mazur asked my mother.I didn't know Moogey Bues, my mother told her. I've got better things to do than to go to a viewing of a perfect stranger.I wouldn't go eit...

Janet Evanovich

You sure you don't want to go? Grandma Mazur asked my mother.I didn't know Moogey Bues, my mother told her. I've got better things to do than to go to a viewing of a perfect stranger.I wouldn't go eit...

Tags: grandma mazur, humor, stephanie plum, stephanie s mom, sticking fingers in eyes