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Kate prefers a loaded gun next to her bed.Is that all? Jake asked Kate. Where's your hand grenade?I don't have a hand grenade.What happened to the one I gave you for Christmas?I forgot about that, she said. I guess it's around the apartment somewhere.You lost a hand grenade in your apartment? Nick said. Next time I visit I'll be more careful.

Janet Evanovich

Kate prefers a loaded gun next to her bed.Is that all? Jake asked Kate. Where's your hand grenade?I don't have a hand grenade.What happened to the one I gave you for Christmas?I forgot about that, she said. I guess it's around the apartment somewhere.You lost a hand grenade in your apartment? Nick said. Next time I visit I'll be more careful.

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About Janet Evanovich

Janet Evanovich (née Schneider; April 22, 1943) is an American writer. She began her career writing short contemporary romance novels under the pen name Steffie Hall, but gained fame authoring a series of contemporary mysteries featuring Stephanie Plum, a former lingerie buyer from Trenton, New Jersey, who becomes a bounty hunter to make ends meet after losing her job. The novels in this series have been on The New York Times, USA Today, Wall Street Journal and Amazon bestseller lists. Evanovich has had her last seventeen Plums debut at #1 on the NY Times Best Sellers list and eleven of them have hit #1 on USA Today Best-Selling Books list. She has over two hundred million books in print worldwide, and her books have been translated into over 40 languages.