“ More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling i… Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Will you dance for me? Let your breasts roam for a moment -- I need to see how they dance.''Okay.' She danced, and as she danced, she tried to think of the most delicious salads she could imagine -- w… Nicholson Baker
“ Now, back to Sapporo-ya. The place is deep enough below street level that the windows let in no natural light; harsh fluorescent lamps made everyone look ill. The walls are greenish-yellow. If you are… Matthew Amster-Burton
“ Kids in aprons appeared, putting tureens of vegetable soup on the tables and plates of boiled eggs, potatoes and lentils, bowls of endive-and-radish salad, small rounds of cheese and loaves of brown b… Christine Brodien-Jones
“ Every salad you serve is a picture you have painted, a sculpture you have modeled, a drama you have created. Carol Truax
“ But, you must remember, whatever you eat, make sure you have at least one bowl of salad with it. S.A. Tawks
“ A sapient cat looking at humanity's salad garden buffet designed by God would not be seen as so much a paradise if the divine is seen as giving this to intelligent cats. It would be seen as quite the… Leviak B. Kelly
“ Eating a salad (in public) is an overweight person’s attempt to appear in control. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
