My motto is: more good times.
Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago.
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide.
The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.
I can't hit on women in public any more. I didn't decide this it just doesn't feel right at my age.
Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot.
A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear.
I don't have any fear of intimacy, but rather thrive on it, which is rare in a public person.
I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.
I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it.
I sort of understood that when I first started: that you shouldn't repeat a success. Very often you're going to, and maybe the first time you do, it works. And you love it. But then you're trapped.
I'm not a power person. I like everyone to be on an equal footing.
Financially, I've lost money and made money, but I know my way around financially.
If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.
It's a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways so I've never had any trouble identifying with the character that I'm playing.
If I go into a restaurant there's a very good chance that I'm going to spend my time being the mayor. If I want to have a good time, I'm happier having dinner here.
I think that's what distinguishes Schmidt, really. In the movies now, so much of what is appealing to an audience is the dramatic or has to do with science fiction, and Schmidt is simply human. There'...