“ There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. Jack Nicholson
“ I can't hit on women in public any more. I didn't decide this it just doesn't feel right at my age. Jack Nicholson
“ Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago. Jack Nicholson
“ Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide. Jack Nicholson
“ I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it. Jack Nicholson
“ It's a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways so I've never had any trouble identifying with the character that I'm playing. Jack Nicholson
“ A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear. Jack Nicholson
“ I don't have any fear of intimacy, but rather thrive on it, which is rare in a public person. Jack Nicholson
“ I sort of understood that when I first started: that you shouldn't repeat a success. Very often you're going to, and maybe the first time you do, it works. And you love it. But then you're trapped. Jack Nicholson
“ If I go into a restaurant there's a very good chance that I'm going to spend my time being the mayor. If I want to have a good time, I'm happier having dinner here. Jack Nicholson
“ If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women. Jack Nicholson
“ I think that's what distinguishes Schmidt, really. In the movies now, so much of what is appealing to an audience is the dramatic or has to do with science fiction, and Schmidt is simply human. There'… Jack Nicholson
