He says a thousand pleasant things - But never says "Adieu"
The age of chivalry is past. Bores have succeeded to dragons.
The devil's name is dullness.
He is an old bore even the grave yawns for him.
A variety of nothing is superior to a monotony of something.
Social media: a fine tool for radicalised idiots to find each other, a promised land for the pub bores and Champ Man anoraks of the nation.
A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.
Boredom turns a man to sex a woman to shopping and it drives newscasters berserk.
Dullness is a misdemeanour.
His shortcoming is his long staying.
We often forgive those who bore us but can't forgive those whom we bore.