Social media: a fine tool for radicalised idiots to find each other, a promised land for the pub bores and Champ Man anoraks of the nation.
The age of chivalry is past. Bores have succeeded to dragons.
The devil's name is dullness.
He is an old bore even the grave yawns for him.
A variety of nothing is superior to a monotony of something.
Boredom turns a man to sex a woman to shopping and it drives newscasters berserk.
Dullness is a misdemeanour.
A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.
His shortcoming is his long staying.
We often forgive those who bore us but can't forgive those whom we bore.
The secret of boring people lies in telling them everything.