He hung his head. Am I punished? Yes. I’m too mad to punish you right now. We’ll talk about it when we get home. Go brush your teeth, comb your hair, put on dry clothes, and get the guns. We’re going...
We can do subtle, I assured her.It's our middle name, Andrea added.For some odd reason Rene didn't look convinced.
You know, she said, stirring her tea, the fastest way to get him off your back is to sleep with him. And tell him you love him. Preferably while in bed.I smirked and the tea almost came out of my nose...
As he passed me, he leaned to Curran and handed him a paper fan folded from some sort of flyer.Curran looked at the fan. What?An emergency precaution, Your Majesty. In case the lady faints.Curran just...
The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.
The good doctor put a spoon of tea into my honey. You're drinking tea a honey badger made, Jim said. What did you expect?
Nice plan. Take the gullible outsiders, walk them around for a bit, then feed them to the giant tortoise.
Isn’t that why you have that gun mounted on the front? Or is it for other reasons, because I would’ve thought that a man with your powers would be past the urge to compensate.Barabas grinned.I had for...
Rose put down her fork. Lord Submarine... Camarine. Whatever.
An evil spark flared in his eyes. Trade: raccoon for some answers.
What happened?You fell.Really? What did I fall into?My fist.That explains the headache.
On the other hand it was bad manners to look a gift horse in the mouth. Even if you're getting it from an overweight cracker in a fringe shirt.
Our standard rate. A doubloon a day.It was generous. More than generous--some families would put him up for a week for a single coin.Half a doubloon a day, she said.No, you see, the idea behind bargai...
You might want to decide fast. We live in a dangerous world. If you see a chance to be happy, you have to fight for it, so later you have no regrets.
How do yo feel about her doing this? That had to be Mahon. That low-pitched growl could only come from him.We let each other be who we are, Curran said. I don't have to like all of the things she has...
It's a party house.I hope for your sake it's a very tame party. If he brought me to some sort of sex orgy, he would fly right through one of those pretty windows, headfirst.
How are you?Perfectly fine, he said.Are your ribs broken?Probably not. Cracked at most. We fought very carefully.Did this settle anything?It made me feel better, he said, sitting up. Did you see me ki...
Minutes passed by. A little blue butterfly landed on my nose. I blinked at it and it fluttered to my ear. A big yellow butterfly gently floated over and landed on my paw. Soon a whole swarm of them fl...
Kid 1: *examining my gorgeous strawberry and blueberry pies*: Wow, Mom, your pies don’t look awful this time.Me (Ilona): ...~A little later~Kid 2: *wandering into the kitchen*Kid 1: Hey, you’ve got to...
Curran smiled. What’s so funny?Your panties have a bow, he said.I looked down. I was wearing a short tank top—not mine—and my blue panties with a narrow white strip of lace at the top and a tiny white...
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