What is the connection between you and our handsome host? Aunt B asked.Blackberries taste much worse when they try to come back up your throat. Uhhh...Uhhh is not an answer, Keira informed me.Andre mu...
He whirled in the water and grinned at me. Damn, he was a handsome bastard. I realized he was half-naked. Blue swirls of tattoos painted his chest. When God made that chest, he did to tempt women.
You could buy a car for fifty thousand dollars. A really nice car. Ascanio’s eyes lit up. A Hummer. You could buy a converted Hummer.You don’t need a Hummer. I said.Chicks dig the Hummer.You don`t nee...
I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded.
Four shapeshifters are missing, the office smells like blood, you see some weird woman in a transparent gown who clearly shouldn't be in the building, and you run after her?It's my job to run after he...
I flexed my wrist, popped a silver needle into my palm, and offered it to him.'What's this?''A needle.''What should I do with it?'He'd walked right into it. Too easy. 'Please use it to pop your head....
Did those nice church ladies come by again? He nodded. I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome...
Curran lunged at a silver Bentley. The hood went flying. He thrust his hand into the car. Metal screamed, and Curran jerked a twisted clump out of the hood and smashed it into the nearest car like a c...
I opened my eyes really wide and fluttered my eyelashes at him. "I'm sorry, I must've missed your coronation ceremony. Silly me." from Clean Sweep
I've never seen such a collection of idiots in my whole life.' Doolittle shook his head. 'If you participate in this lunacy, y'all will get yourselves killed. Then don't come crying to me.'Now that wo...
I lied. I need your help.Who are we killing?Do you have a pen?
Kate Daniels, trained negotiator. When in possession of some valuable information, give it away to the first sexy man you see with no guarantee of return.
Cute. I think I would prefer to be stabbed in the eye rather than be called cute.
Where is the bane of my existence?In the shower, freshening up.Damn it all to hell. Oh God, who did Ascanio screw now?No, no, he's covered in blood.Oh good. Wait a minute. The kid is covered in blood...
We don't need teenage bouda sex fiends as interns.How do you know he is a sex fiend?He is fifteen and he's a bouda. Hello?
I thought of telling him that if it wasn't for Oklahoman cowboys and Mexican whores having a bit of fun, there would've been no Texans, but that would be counterproductive.
He joked while Dali cut him, mangling the words with his monstrous jaws, snarled with a pretended rage and dramatically promised to kirrrl youraaalll for this!
I sighed and put Slayer between the front seats. Stay here. Guard the car.Saiman shut the door. Is the sword sentient?No. But I like to pretend it is.
How is it that I could run into a gunfight against overwhelming odds and put myself between bullets and civilians, but I couldn't scrape together enough courage to speak to the one person who mattered...
Anger - a better alternative to caffeine.