I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded.
As he passed me, he leaned to Curran and handed him a paper fan folded from some sort of flyer.Curran looked at the fan. What?An emergency precaution, Your Majesty. In case the lady faints.Curran just...
Diplomacy was never my strong suit and my patience had run dry. I crouched and called out, Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. [...]Kitty, kitty? asked a level male voice.[...]What kind of woman greets the Bea...
You could buy a car for fifty thousand dollars. A really nice car. Ascanio’s eyes lit up. A Hummer. You could buy a converted Hummer.You don’t need a Hummer. I said.Chicks dig the Hummer.You don`t nee...
I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy.
We don't need teenage bouda sex fiends as interns.How do you know he is a sex fiend?He is fifteen and he's a bouda. Hello?
I know it's late, but could you find a book for me? It's called The Slavs: Study of Pagan Tradition by Osvintsev.Barabas sighed dramatically. Kate, you make me despair. Let's try that again from the t...
Did those nice church ladies come by again? He nodded. I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome...
He hung up and glanced at me. I'm sorry, I have to take care of business. It can't wait, but I'll keep it short.Not a problem. I'll busy myself with being seen and tossing my hair. Would you like me t...
How is it that I could run into a gunfight against overwhelming odds and put myself between bullets and civilians, but I couldn't scrape together enough courage to speak to the one person who mattered...
So, are we still on tonight? For our dinner? I asked.Hell, yes. We’re on for tonight. We’re on for tomorrow. We’re on for the foreseeable future..
What happened? I asked quietly. I lost some people, [Rogan] said. There was an awful finality in his voice. I hadn't thought he cared. I'd thought he viewed his people as tools and took care of them b...
Quick, Derek, it's your chance to shine, Ascanio said.Derek gave him a withering look.Desandra is a mother, Robert is married, Kate's affianced, and I'm an old soul. You're the closest thing to a virg...
Who is that?Your replacement.You replaced me with a shaved poodle?He's got mad skills.
Where is the bane of my existence?In the shower, freshening up.Damn it all to hell. Oh God, who did Ascanio screw now?No, no, he's covered in blood.Oh good. Wait a minute. The kid is covered in blood...
You destroyed five million dollars' worth of luxury cars.Yes, but none of them are wearing human heads as hood ornaments.
He leaned his head to me, his neck so close to my lips, I felt the heat coming off his skin. His breath was warm against my ear. His voice was a ragged snarl. I miss you.This wasn't happening.I worry...
Shane lowered his glasses on his nose and gave me his version of a severe stare.I leaned a little toward Luther. Is this the part where I faint in fear?Luther bit his lip. He might also accept falling...
Did you see how she got all hot under the collar? Grandma Frida said in a theatrical whisper behind me. She's not over him. I can hear you!
What happened?You fell.Really? What did I fall into?My fist.That explains the headache.
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