You don’t have the touching rights. How do I get those? Stop being a self-absorbed spoiled baby. You get those if I fall in love with you. He stopped. In love. You’re serious? Yes. That would shut him...
I would try being friends with her, but she's too busy being a smartass.Now you know how the rest of us feel, Jim said.
If you’re really hard up, I can introduce you to my grandmother. She’s a fan. Adam blinked. She doesn’t typically sleep with pretty young things, but she would make an exception in your case. You migh...
Mr. Rogan, I frosted my voice over. What I put into my body is my business. Okay, that didn’t sound right.
I've never seen such a collection of idiots in my whole life.' Doolittle shook his head. 'If you participate in this lunacy, y'all will get yourselves killed. Then don't come crying to me.'Now that wo...
I sighed and put Slayer between the front seats. Stay here. Guard the car.Saiman shut the door. Is the sword sentient?No. But I like to pretend it is.
Go play your games with Jim. I'll find you both when I need you. Arrogant asshole. I tell you what, if you find us before those three days run out, I'll cook you a damn dinner and serve it to you nake...
You will not pass! Roman thundered.Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf.
I lied. I need your help.Who are we killing?Do you have a pen?
Slowly the reality of the situation sank in. He got his ass kicked, learned nothing, and got saved by a dumb dog and an old lady. If he lived long enough to report to Nancy back in Adrianglia, he woul...
Kate Daniels, trained negotiator. When in possession of some valuable information, give it away to the first sexy man you see with no guarantee of return.
The Oracle rose. As one, the three witches bowed.See? Bran jerked his thumb at the three women. That's how a woman should treat a man. Next time you see me, I want you to do just like them.
Cute. I think I would prefer to be stabbed in the eye rather than be called cute.
Since I've moved here, you have shown up at my door eight times. I obey the laws, I pay my taxes, and I haven't even gotten a parking ticket in my entire time as a driver. Yet if anything at all happe...
Have you called the alphas?Yes.The rats, too?He bristled. What about the rats?They think you're hiding information from themI hide information from everyone. Do they think they're special?
He joked while Dali cut him, mangling the words with his monstrous jaws, snarled with a pretended rage and dramatically promised to kirrrl youraaalll for this!
Ask a man how much a dollar is worth, and he'll tell you, 'Almost nothing.' Try to take a dollar away from him, and you'll get yourself a fight.
And you expect me to commute two hours each way from the Keep to the Order. I kept my voice mild. I suppose I won't be needing my job, my house, or my clothes anymore.I didn't say that. Although let m...
Diplomacy was never my strong suit and my patience had run dry. I crouched and called out, Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. [...]Kitty, kitty? asked a level male voice.[...]What kind of woman greets the Bea...
You know, she said, stirring her tea, the fastest way to get him off your back is to sleep with him. And tell him you love him. Preferably while in bed.I smirked and the tea almost came out of my nose...
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