Hi. And what kind of screwed-up beastie would you be?
The Oracle rose. As one, the three witches bowed.See? Bran jerked his thumb at the three women. That's how a woman should treat a man. Next time you see me, I want you to do just like them.
Andrea turned her back to Desandra and rolled her eyes. Raphael grimaced. They both looked scandalized. Dear God, what could she have said to scandalize a bouda...No, really! Desandra nodded. Okay, so...
How can it not exist? What does that— A tiny grey body shot in front of the Land Rover. Squirrel!Mad Rogan swerved to the side, trying to avoid the suicidal beast. The SUV hit a curb and jumped. For a...
Since I've moved here, you have shown up at my door eight times. I obey the laws, I pay my taxes, and I haven't even gotten a parking ticket in my entire time as a driver. Yet if anything at all happe...
Do you have a girlfriend? Grandma Frida asked. I put my hand over my face. No, Mad Rogan said. A boyfriend? Grandma Frida asked. No. What about . . . No, Mom and I said in unison. But you don’t even k...
If you’re really hard up, I can introduce you to my grandmother. She’s a fan. Adam blinked. She doesn’t typically sleep with pretty young things, but she would make an exception in your case. You migh...
Look, he isn’t even concerned.I poured the tea. He’s concerned, Mother. He just doesn’t panic, because he’s in charge and if he panics, everybody else will panic.I can jog around the room pretending t...
Did you see how she got all hot under the collar? Grandma Frida said in a theatrical whisper behind me. She's not over him. I can hear you!
He lunged for the maps. I grabbed the chair and hit him with it. He went down. I hit him again to make sure he stayed that way, stepped over him, and picked up the maps.I win.
He chuckled into my hair. My body decided this would be a fine moment to remember that his body was wrapped around mine and his body was muscular, hard, and hot, and my butt was pressed against his gr...
Maybe I should drive, Troy said. She knows what she’s doing, Mad Rogan said. I sniffed. What? The fragrance of a genuine compliment from Mad Rogan. So rare and sweet.
Now that was a kiss, Grandma Frida said from the doorway behind me. I jumped. How long have you been there?Long enough. That man means business. All my words tried to come out at once. I don’t . . . w...
Enough, Curran said. An unmistakable command saturated his voice. Jim clicked his mouth shut. I crossed my arms. I'm sorry, is this the part where I fall to my knees and shiver in fear, Your Furriness...
Who is that?Your replacement.You replaced me with a shaved poodle?He's got mad skills.
Go play your games with Jim. I'll find you both when I need you. Arrogant asshole. I tell you what, if you find us before those three days run out, I'll cook you a damn dinner and serve it to you nake...
He groaned and I saw his face. Curran! I would've preferred a homicidal lunatic. Oh, wait...
We can get you a throne with snakes. I’ll stand next to you and roar at anybody who fails to grovel. Fear Kate Daniels. She is a mighty and terrible ruler. Grendel can anoint the petitioners with his...
Slowly the reality of the situation sank in. He got his ass kicked, learned nothing, and got saved by a dumb dog and an old lady. If he lived long enough to report to Nancy back in Adrianglia, he woul...
Any landing you could walk away from was a good landing.