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You could buy a car for fifty thousand dollars. A really nice car. Ascanio’s eyes lit up. A Hummer. You could buy a converted Hummer.You don’t need a Hummer. I said.Chicks dig the Hummer.You don`t need any chicks either.He gave me an injured look. I have needs.I have needs too and right now I need you to concentrate on tracking down Jamar`s collection. Get to it.- Andrea & Ascanio

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You could buy a car for fifty thousand dollars. A really nice car. Ascanio’s eyes lit up. A Hummer. You could buy a converted Hummer.You don’t need a Hummer. I said.Chicks dig the Hummer.You don`t need any chicks either.He gave me an injured look. I have needs.I have needs too and right now I need you to concentrate on tracking down Jamar`s collection. Get to it.- Andrea & Ascanio

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About Ilona Andrews

Ilona Andrews is the pen name of Ilona Gordon and Andrew Gordon, an American husband-and-wife duo who write urban fantasy and romantic fiction together under a portmanteau of their first names.