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Sit your ass down, Don Juanabe, Derek said.Don Juanabe? Ascanio pulled out his swords.Don Juan Wannabe, Derek explained. See I shortened it. If you still don't get it, I'll write it down for you after the fight.You've maxed out your wit quota for the night, Ascanio said.I'm just getting started.Be careful, you might sprain something in your brain.

Ilona Andrews

Sit your ass down, Don Juanabe, Derek said.Don Juanabe? Ascanio pulled out his swords.Don Juan Wannabe, Derek explained. See I shortened it. If you still don't get it, I'll write it down for you after the fight.You've maxed out your wit quota for the night, Ascanio said.I'm just getting started.Be careful, you might sprain something in your brain.

Tags: banter, derek, humor

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About Ilona Andrews

Ilona Andrews is the pen name of Ilona Gordon and Andrew Gordon, an American husband-and-wife duo who write urban fantasy and romantic fiction together under a portmanteau of their first names.