Ilona Andrews Quote
His beard was nonexistent, except for a carefully trimmed goatee that met his mustache on both sides of his mouth. The overall effect was decidedly villainous. He needed a black horse and a barbarian horde to lead. That or a crew of cutthroats, a ship with blood-red sails, and some knucklehead heroine to lust after. Look, I’ve had a bad day. How about you just walk away from my Jeep?The volhv smiled wider, flashing even white teeth.If he started stroking his beard, I’d have to kill him on principle.He raised his hand to his goatee.That does it. Yeah. And what’s with the beard and the horse mane? You look like Rent-a-Villain.
Ilona Andrews
His beard was nonexistent, except for a carefully trimmed goatee that met his mustache on both sides of his mouth. The overall effect was decidedly villainous. He needed a black horse and a barbarian horde to lead. That or a crew of cutthroats, a ship with blood-red sails, and some knucklehead heroine to lust after. Look, I’ve had a bad day. How about you just walk away from my Jeep?The volhv smiled wider, flashing even white teeth.If he started stroking his beard, I’d have to kill him on principle.He raised his hand to his goatee.That does it. Yeah. And what’s with the beard and the horse mane? You look like Rent-a-Villain.
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About Ilona Andrews
Ilona Andrews is the pen name of Ilona Gordon and Andrew Gordon, an American husband-and-wife duo who write urban fantasy and romantic fiction together under a portmanteau of their first names.