AtomicQuote

Ilona Andrews Quote

At the door, Audrey called, Are you coming?No, just breathing hard, love. He glanced at her and was rewarded by an outraged glare, followed by, Oh, my God!

Ilona Andrews

At the door, Audrey called, Are you coming?No, just breathing hard, love. He glanced at her and was rewarded by an outraged glare, followed by, Oh, my God!

Tags: fate s edge, funny, ilona andrews, kaldar, the edge

Related Quotes

Did I hurt you in the parking lot?No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car.Great.

Ilona Andrews

Did I hurt you in the parking lot?No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car.Great.

Tags: fate s edge, funny, george, ilona andrews, the edge

That's all right, she told him. I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine.Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism.

Ilona Andrews

That's all right, she told him. I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine.Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism.

Tags: fate s edge, funny, gaston, george, ilona andrews, jack, kaldar, male skepticism, the edge

Oh, I don't know. I might grow on you.She furrowed her pretty eyebrows. Like a cancer?Like a favorite vice.

Ilona Andrews

Oh, I don't know. I might grow on you.She furrowed her pretty eyebrows. Like a cancer?Like a favorite vice.

Tags: fate s edge, ilona andrews, kaldar, the edge

Audrey turned to him, a sly little spark hiding in her eyes. THe only man who gets to call me'love' would be waking up next to me after a very, very fun night. Guess what? She leaned closer. You will...

Ilona Andrews

Audrey turned to him, a sly little spark hiding in her eyes. THe only man who gets to call me'love' would be waking up next to me after a very, very fun night. Guess what? She leaned closer. You will...

Tags: fate s edge, fun, funny, ilona andrews, kaldar, the edge

And I meant to tell you: that was a one-in-a-thousand shot.She raised her hand. Don't.It was awesome, George confirmed. It really was, Jack said. His head exploded.

Ilona Andrews

And I meant to tell you: that was a one-in-a-thousand shot.She raised her hand. Don't.It was awesome, George confirmed. It really was, Jack said. His head exploded.

Tags: fate s edge, funny, george, ilona andrew, jack, kaldar, shot, the edge

Doode, George said.He'd practiced all morning but still didn't get it quite right. Nope, more , less . Duuude.Dude.Dude.Okay, dude. George nodded. How's it hanging? Jack asked. How am I supposed to an...

Ilona Andrews

Doode, George said.He'd practiced all morning but still didn't get it quite right. Nope, more , less . Duuude.Dude.Dude.Okay, dude. George nodded. How's it hanging? Jack asked. How am I supposed to an...

Tags: fate s edge, funny, george, hanging, ilona andrews, jack, perverted, the edge

Just stay close to us. If we get in trouble, we'll kill everything.

Ilona Andrews

Just stay close to us. If we get in trouble, we'll kill everything.

Tags: cerise, fate s edge, funny, ilona andrews, the edge, violent

Kaldar smiled at her. Now there was a work of art. If she were just a girl and he were just a man, and they met at a party, that smile would've guaranteed him a date. The man was hot. There was no dou...

Ilona Andrews

Kaldar smiled at her. Now there was a work of art. If she were just a girl and he were just a man, and they met at a party, that smile would've guaranteed him a date. The man was hot. There was no dou...

Tags: fate s edge, ilona andrews, kaldar, southern belle, the edge

Stealers, keepers.

Ilona Andrews

Stealers, keepers.

Tags: fate s edge, ilona andrews, kaldar, stealing, the edge

Ask a man how much a dollar is worth, and he'll tell you, 'Almost nothing.' Try to take a dollar away from him, and you'll get yourself a fight.

Ilona Andrews

Ask a man how much a dollar is worth, and he'll tell you, 'Almost nothing.' Try to take a dollar away from him, and you'll get yourself a fight.

Tags: fate s edge, ilona andrews, kaldar, the edge
About Ilona Andrews

Ilona Andrews is the pen name of Ilona Gordon and Andrew Gordon, an American husband-and-wife duo who write urban fantasy and romantic fiction together under a portmanteau of their first names.