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Are you sure you know where you're going? Andrea frowned.Would you like me to pull over and ask that bamboo for directions?I don't know, do you think it will answer?We peered at the bamboo.I think it looks suspicious, Andrea said.Maybe there is a heffalump hiding in it.Andrea stared at me.You know, heffalump? From Pooh Bear?Where do you even get this shit?

Ilona Andrews

Are you sure you know where you're going? Andrea frowned.Would you like me to pull over and ask that bamboo for directions?I don't know, do you think it will answer?We peered at the bamboo.I think it looks suspicious, Andrea said.Maybe there is a heffalump hiding in it.Andrea stared at me.You know, heffalump? From Pooh Bear?Where do you even get this shit?

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About Ilona Andrews

Ilona Andrews is the pen name of Ilona Gordon and Andrew Gordon, an American husband-and-wife duo who write urban fantasy and romantic fiction together under a portmanteau of their first names.