Death ain’t nothin’, the tied-up man retorted. It’s how you die. Watch me, boys, and learn somethin’!
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.
There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.
Why fear death? It is the most beautiful adventure in life.
I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don't think I'm very cool.
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
I became an artist because I wanted to be an active participant in the conversation about art.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
Don't promote negativity online and expect people to treat you with positivity in person.
I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone.
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