But as my mother always said: You never know what’s cooking in someone else’s pot.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
He shall rule, whom they look not for that dwell upon the earth, and the fowls shall take their flight away together:
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You may delay, but time will not.
A house is never small or empty, when filled with love.
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age.
The elegance under pressure is the result of fearlessness.
An average man is egoistic, proud and has strong self esteem. They always require partners who massage their ego not those who will drag their ego to the mud.
Even when I work with computers, with high technology, I always try to put in the touch of the hand.
A man might share his wealth, but never his authority.