Clàrsach,
I used to be a cool chick but I'm not anymore.
I would never do a commercial for something that is embarrassing, and I think that people maybe have a different perspective on what is embarrassing or not. Some people think doing a Revlon hair comme...
Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.
People and institutions that refuse to admit error eventually discredit themselves.
Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
A house is never small or empty, when filled with love.
It's great that people are basically spending their two weeks of vacation to come out and be with us in some weird part of the world. And I think we owe it to them to take 'em to some cool places.
Any foolish boy can stamp on a beetle, but all the professors in the world cannot make a beetle.