Glenn Howerton Quote

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.

A dog's love is only second to that of a mother's.

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away that's the deal.

I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.

I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine.

I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytrap...

It's a little known fact that one in three family pets gets lost during its lifetime, and approximately 9 million pets enter shelters each year. That's why it's a wonderful thing to get your pet micro...

Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to.

It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.