The ignorant pronounce it FroodTo cavil or applaud
The moon will guide you through the night with her brightness, but she will always dwell in the darkness, in order to be seen.
Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.
I would never do a commercial for something that is embarrassing, and I think that people maybe have a different perspective on what is embarrassing or not. Some people think doing a Revlon hair comme...
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Never give up because when you give up, dreams get lost.
Let's go invent tomorrow instead of worrying about what happened yesterday.
I want to put a ding in the universe.
A building has integrity just like a man. And just as seldom.
God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things.
More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling i...