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… I wonder why she hasn't spread the tale.The only reason she would not is if she is ill or the story would somehow reflect badly on herself, replied Lady Badgery. Otherwise, Portia Troutbridge has never been known to keep a scandal to herself.Oh, I do hope she is ill! exclaimed Truthful. I mean, only just ill enough to keep the news quiet for a little longer. Is that too dreadful of me?Not at all, announced Lady Badgery. It is a very reasonable desire. In the case of Portia Troutbridge I myself would wish for something much more severe. Scarlet fever, perhaps. Or the plague.

Garth Nix

… I wonder why she hasn't spread the tale.The only reason she would not is if she is ill or the story would somehow reflect badly on herself, replied Lady Badgery. Otherwise, Portia Troutbridge has never been known to keep a scandal to herself.Oh, I do hope she is ill! exclaimed Truthful. I mean, only just ill enough to keep the news quiet for a little longer. Is that too dreadful of me?Not at all, announced Lady Badgery. It is a very reasonable desire. In the case of Portia Troutbridge I myself would wish for something much more severe. Scarlet fever, perhaps. Or the plague.

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About Garth Nix

Garth Richard Nix (born 19 July 1963) is an Australian writer who specialises in children's and young adult fantasy novels, notably the Old Kingdom, Seventh Tower and Keys to the Kingdom series. He has frequently been asked if his name is a pseudonym, to which he has responded, "I guess people ask me because it sounds like the perfect name for a writer of fantasy. However, it is my real name."