(A gentleman) is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get except the blinding headaches.
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
a group of people who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done
The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.
Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.
All I know about humour is that I don't know anything about it.
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
The first Sunday I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion.