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Without the built-in sexual release valve provided by masturbation, it’s doubtful that early humans would have ever mastered the secrets of fire or discovered the wheel. And you can bet that Galileo, Newton, and Einstein never would have made their discoveries if they hadn’t first been able to clear their heads by slapping the salami (or knocking a few protons off the old hydrogen atom). The same goes for Marie Curie. Before she discovered radium, you can be certain she first discovered the little man in the canoe.

Ernest Cline

Without the built-in sexual release valve provided by masturbation, it’s doubtful that early humans would have ever mastered the secrets of fire or discovered the wheel. And you can bet that Galileo, Newton, and Einstein never would have made their discoveries if they hadn’t first been able to clear their heads by slapping the salami (or knocking a few protons off the old hydrogen atom). The same goes for Marie Curie. Before she discovered radium, you can be certain she first discovered the little man in the canoe.

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About Ernest Cline

Ernest Christy Cline (born March 29, 1972) is an American science fiction novelist, slam poet and screenwriter. He wrote the novels Ready Player One, Armada and Ready Player Two, and co-wrote the screenplay for the film adaptation of Ready Player One, directed by Steven Spielberg.