Bet you've never had a bear down your pants before. Though I'm kind of a bear in bed. (Rick from Back to Basics)
Seriously. A cuddle rating. Who came up with that shit? Whoever had, it meant he had to cuddle her like a pro just to prove a point.
Right. Oh my God, I was already lost. Wait. I had never been found. But
Love, no matter how it’s expressed, is still love. We all have flaws, and so our love will be flawed. But that doesn’t diminish it.
It was like watching two unicorns fucking, he told her. All glitter and jizz.
Twenty-five? Shawn squawked, horrified. Good Lord, he's a fetus!
Okay, so maybe she had entertained the idea once--or nine hundred times--of cupping his backside and giving a nice, hard little squeeze, but she would never act on it. Probably. She was pretty sure. B...
I’d pull your pants down and let you ride me right here.
Instead he leaned closer, gaze meeting hers from behind his horn-rims. Then go fix it. If you love him, it's worth it, Reese.
I feel like you hate your life more than you could ever love me. And I was stupid to think otherwise. I guess it’s true what they say—love makes you stupid. Even a girl like me.
Hello, welcome to Wal-Mart.Amanda lifted up her pink sunglasses to gape at the old guy in the requisite blue vest.- Ohmigod, it's just like the commercial. If a smiling yellow dot bounces toward me, I...
Who do you become when you've lost sight of who you are but the false you isn't one you can pretend to be anymore?
Turn the light on so your aim is better, he said mildly. All you did was waste a full beer.
Just what she needed. She was single and pregnant and her nipples had suddenly become supersensitive $luts looking for action.
Jess, I've got no business judging anyone. But I can offer you some advice if you don't mind. Sure. Though my palms start to sweat anticipating what he might say. Never ask someone to tell you who yo...
It’s just my creepy science mind at work. I was thinking how bizarre it is that a parasite is growing in you and will eventually explode from your body through an extremely narrow opening, and yet you...
It will always be the ultimate, because you’re my ultimate.
It wasn’t satisfying to be the one to leave. But it was a lot better than being the one who was left.
If this were a musical, this would signal the start of a dance number. Angry girls sexy danse in unison around the bull pen. Men stride up and grab a partner to a choreographed tango.Nolan held his ha...
A friend is by definition an unpaid therapist.